Valentines Day Quotes & Messages For Friends – 2020 Updates
Behold it is written in the book of
February chapter 14 verse 1
“And it shall come to pass that on
Valentine’s day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died,
my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc…
When thou seeth these signs, be
calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily
Thou art not thy boo’s boo, thou art a side chick.”
Verse 2… “Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed.”
Verse 3: “Behold babe, I stand at thy door of your hostel and knock, if u hear my voice and open thy door, I will come in and eat with you, dine with you and share thy gifts I have for you.”
Verse 4: “Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for any girl for peace I will grant to him.”
Verse 5: “Hear ye – hear ye, for girls, so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in
exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever does not make that mistake shall
not have the fear of 9 months assignment.
List Of Valentines Day Quotes & Messages For Friends – 2020
*The problem with masturbating is that you always say” this is the last time”😏😏
*What’s the craziest reason you ever got dumped for?
I stole her charger 😂😂😂😂
*If you see a group of girls talking about s.e.x, just know that the short one started it
* 😂A foolish wife slaps her husband when angry. A wise wife waits for a mosquito to stay on his cheek, then PAAAA! She kills it there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
*According to Nigeria’s population census it was recorded that about 2,235,010,130.00 people were lazy to read that number and you are also included. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Some of you, the numbers you’ve collected on Facebook are enough for you to create your own Mobile Network company* 😂😂😂
*Ask for a Yoruba girl to give you are number you will hear.
Siro eti mi siro tiri tiri fomi ni fomi ni🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Hausa you will hear…. Tiro enti tiro pour pipe pifty pifty🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can’t talk about Igbo’s
*Stop giving your Children Bible names without instilling bible discipline in them Yesterday, Emmanuel stole phone in my hood…
*If I offend you and you are mad at me and I apologize and you still mad at me. Then it’s not my fault, you are just a mad person.* Keep it up. Mad, madder, maddest.
*5years relationship and you still won’t propose….. you say you’re still building the relationship. well-done oooh Julius Berger *How many trailers of sand do you need?* 🤣😂😆
*Valentine is just around the corner. Buy your boyfriend a wristwatch for Valentine, maybe he might have time for you.* Wisdom is my baptismal name.
*I introduced my landlord to bet9ja and now we are homeless🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤸🏽🤸🏽🤸🏽…inside life🥴🥴🥴*🏃🏃🏃🏃_
*So you think you’ve been disappointed in life? Has your girlfriend ever blocked you on the phone you bought for her??😂😂
*I don’t know who needs to hear this but please, I beg you in the name of God, kindly wash your towel this weekend okay? 😂💔✌👉🏻🌶
*If You Like Post YAHOO Guys Like Mad 😠 If You’re Destined To Marry Bike 🚲 Man 👨👂 You No Fit Escape Am😂😂😂😂
*Are you beautiful, photogenic and slim? Do you have what it takes to be a model? If yes, look for food and eat before ulcer kill you.* Na advice oooooh
*My sister just because a guy is flirting with you doesn’t mean you’re pretty. When you’re hungry even cabbage is delicious.* Humble yourself and forget looks.
*The funny thing about being a Nigerian is that 😥 you can be soaking Garri and someone will just walk by and hail you “Chairman” 🤣🙌
*Girls with big breasts should always take the front sit in a car in case of an accident, they already have an airbag 😂
*😡😡So because I bought sugar and groundnut from the same shop 😒😒she was telling me she is selling Garri 🙄 can’t I make tea with sugar and eat bread and groundnut🙃🙃 again?
*I created a female account for myself and sent a friend request to my Dad
Right now, we’re dating!
*In Africa, a rich man will have one or two children but a poor man will have 7 children and still marry another wife join.*
This is the mentality of mad people.
Funny Valentines Day Quotes & Messages For Friends – 2020 Updates
*You are dating somebody’s*
*somebody is dating your*
*your ex is dating somebody’s*
*in this life, we are all*
*And that’s the reason why Maths keep asking us to Find “X”*
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